A man was sitting in his living room one day watching what was left of a football game.

There was a knock on his front door.  He opened the door to find a local Southern Belle and she asked if he had any chores she could do to earn some extra money.

"Like what,"  he said.

"I'm good at painting" remarked the Belle.

He said, "OK, I have a porch that needs to be painted.  You will find it around back along with the supplies you will need."

She smiled and said, "OK" as she started walking towards the back yard.

As she entered the back yard area she found his expensive foreign-made sports car.

30 minutes later he heard another knock on the door.

He opened the door to find the Southern Belle was back.

She said, "I'm finished."

He was surprised but before he could say anything, she said, "Just thought you should know, that's not a Pourch, it's one of those Furrari things and now it's freshly painted!"

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