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A traveling salesman was driving through Oklahoma. (He was an Oklahoma State alum)

As he passed a house in a rural area, he noticed a "Talking Horse For Sale" sign.

He stopped to inquire and walked up to the front door and knocked.  A farmer came to the door.

The salesman asked, "May I see that talking horse that is for sale?"

​"Sure" said the farmer.  "He is right around back in that small paddock."

So the salesman walked around to the back and sure enough, there stood the horse.

"What's your story?" he asked the horse.

The horse remarked "Well, I was born here in the great state of Oklahoma."

The salesman was stunned.  The horse really could talk.

The horse continued, "I joined the ARMY during one of the great World Wars.  The Generals soon recognized my amazing talents and I was promoted to become a spy.  I would walk deep behind enemy lines, blend in with the local four-legs and listen as the enemy troops discussed their plans.  I would then relay this information back to our Generals by carrier pigeon.  The enemy never suspected that I could understand and speak human, so I was able to gain valuable intelligence for years.   It helped to win a lot of battles against the enemy."

"Wow" said the salesman.

The horse continued,  " I eventually retired, married and had a couple of colts.  Now I work part-time at the big airport over in Tulsa.   I watch baggage workers without 'em ever suspecting me and am able to break up a lot of baggage theft groups."

The salesman was amazed.  He literally ran back to the front yard.

"How much do you want for that horse!?" he asked the farmer.

The farmer replied, "Oh, I reckon I'll accept $10 for him."

"Just $10?!" said the salesman "That horse can talk!  He told me about his valuable career in the Army."

"Oh" said the farmer "Don't let him fool you with those stories.  That horse tells a lot of lies.  He never was more than a Private in the Army."​​​  


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