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​​​A southerner took his family to the shopping mall in a big city.

As Ma went shopping, Pa and boys walked about in amazement and stopped in front of an elevator. "What's that Pa?" one boy asked.

"Dunno son. I ain't never did see nothin' like that in my life," replied the father.

Seconds later, an old woman hobbled to the elevator, pressed a button with her cane, the elevator door opened, she got in and the door closed.

The father and son, still amazed by this contraption, continued to watch.

Two minutes later they heard a ping noise and the elevator door opened again. Out stepped a beautiful 20-year old blonde.

The father thought for a few seconds and said, "Quick boy! Go git your Ma!"


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