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​ A group of retired racehorses were standing around in the barn at Tryon International Equestrian Center discussing their past racing career. 

The first horse said, "I ran in 24 races over 12 years and won first place 5 times."

The second horse said, "I ran in 36 races over 18 years and always finished in the top 5 positions."

Horse three said, "When I raced in those 40 races over my short 10 year career, I was known as the blonde bomber and won nearly half of the races I participated in before I had that neck muscle injury."

The fourth and senior horse said, "Y'all ain't nothing, I ran in 86 races over 21 years and finished first, second or third every time!"

Just then, they all heard a rustling sound in the loose hay over near the stacked full bales of hay. 

Startled by the noise, they turned just in time to see Ruger, a dog, who said, "I competed in over 250 Corn Hole events and got the proper corn hole bags in 248 out of the 250 events.  I was named an Official Corn Hole Retriever by the Corn Hole Retriever Association!"

"Well I'll be a hungry crooked groundhog, that's amazing"  remarked the senior horse,  "I didn't know there were any talking dogs around here!!!"​ ​


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