​ A poodle-dog named Jeff and a collie-dog named Rover are strolling along when Jeff decides to tell Rover about his problems.

“My life is in chaos right now,” says Jeff.

“My owner is mean to me sometimes, my girlfriend is having an affair with a tall German Shepherd, and I’m just as nervous as a long-tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs.”

         “Why don’t you go talk with one of those human psychiatrist people,” asks the collie.

         “I would like to,” says the poodle, “but I’m not allowed on the couch."

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