A pastor arrived at the gates of heaven, after his death, to obtain entry.
Just in front of him was a cab driver who had also arrived for entry.
St. Peter, the manager in charge that day, reviewed the cab driver's record and looked up with a big smile on his face.
He proudly told the cab driver that he would be assigned a new Mercedes made of gold with unlimited maintenance protection for eternity.
He smiles as he watches the cab driver leave in the luxurious automobile.
Then it's the pastor's turn in line. St. Peter reviews his record and has a concerned look on his face.
After a few minutes, he says, "OK, you can come on in. You will receive one of our best elderly donkeys as your form of transportation for eternity".
The pastor is befuddled and says, "I am a pastor with decades of experience. That cab driver got a golden Mercedes. I should rate higher than a cab driver!"
St. Peter replied, "Up here, we look for results. Your record shows that when you preached, people slept. When the cab driver drove his cab, people prayed."
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