A burglar had gained access to a home after dark.
While walking around inside looking for valuables with his flashlight, he heard a voice say, "Jesus is watching you".
He turned his flashlight towards the voice and saw a parrot.
The burglar asked, "Did you say that."
The parrot replied, "Yes, I was just warning you that Jesus is watching you."
The burglar laughed and said, "Who are you?"
"I'm Moses" remarked the parrot.
The burglar, as if skeptical, asked, "What kind of people name a bird Moses?"
Moses replied, "The same people who named a 120 pound Rottweiler Jesus!"
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