A man walked into a police station to report his wife was missing.
"My wife went shopping and hasn't returned" remarked the man as he met the police seargent named 'Sarge'.
Sarge picked up a missing person report form to begin taking important information.
Sarge "So the person missing is your wife?"
Man "Yes, that's correct"
Sarge "Where was she last?"
Man "I really don't know, she was going to the mall first"
Sarge "How tall is she?"
Man "5'2", 5'4", or thereabouts, I'm not exactly certain."
Sarge "Weight?"
Man "Not too heavy, but not skinny these days, I'm really not sure how much she weighs now."
Sarge "Hair color?"
Man "Usually brown, but she's been a blonde a lot lately and sometimes reddish."
Sarge "What was she wearing?"
Man "Shorts because of the warm weather, or maybe a skirt or one of those skort things."
Sarge "What kind of car was she driving?"
Man "She was driving my truck! It's a 2016 Ford F-150 Raptor. Dark grey in color with custom dark blue trim around the edges. Custom off-road type tires and wheels. Custom Git-R-Done floor mats. There is a diamond plated stainless steel tool box across the back with my tools inside. On the ..."
At this point, the man began to tear up.
Sarge "Don't worry sir, we'll find your truck."
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