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A man was asked by God what he would wish for if he could have one thing, what does he want most?

The man said "I have always wanted to visit Hawaii, but I'm afraid to fly.  So I would like there to be a bridge all the way over to Hawaii so I could just drive over."

God replied, "​Now let's be reasonable, surely you don't mean ​a bridge that long, over water that deep and facing many storms at sea.  Be realistic."

So the man responded, "Well, I've been married four times and each time the woman left me while complaining I was not sensitive to her needs, didn't care for children, was not practical and I was not good looking.   I want to be very sensitive to every woman's needs, very caring and dedicated to every child, highly practical and every woman to think I am good looking!"

God paused for a moment then asked, "Do you want that bridge to be 2-lanes wide or 4-lanes?"​ 


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