​ Jackson, a dog, offers these political definitions of and for humans:

Socialism:  You have 2 cows & give one to your neighbor

Communism:  You have 2 cows.  The government takes both and gives you the milk

Fascism:  You have 2 cows, the government takes both and sells you the milk   

Nazism:  You have two cows .  The government takes both and shoots you

New Dealism:  You have two cows.  The government takes both , shoots one, milks the other and throws the milk away 

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