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The pastor at the local community church announced he planned to be in his office at specified times during the next few weeks if any members wanted to come by and discuss their future funeral arrangements.

Mable, a seasoned (not senior) citizen who is a single church member was there on the first day to plan her arrangements.

Her only request was to have only female pall bearers.

The pastor thought that was an unusual request and asked if she would explain.   She did.

"The men in this church didn't take me out while I was single so I don't want them carrying me out while dead!"​ 


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