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​Why are fire trucks red?

Fire trucks have 8 wheels, one firefighter, one proby, one dalmation if they are lucky and one person who looks stressed from being in charge of this dastardly bunch.

8 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 equals 12.

12 inches is the length of most foot long rulers.

Queen Elizabeth was a ruler.

Queen Elizabeth was also the name of a ship that sailed on the sea.

Fish live in the sea.

Fish have fins.

The Russians fought the Fins in a war.

Fire trucks are always rushin'.

Russians are red.

So fire trucks are red.




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