​One Sunday morning, a church choir director announced from the pulpit that lightning ​had struck and destroyed the old bell tower.   They needed to raise money to make the necessary repairs.

If anyone was able to donate $500 to the effort, the person was welcome to pick his / her three favorite hymns to be used in a future morning service.

Immediately he noticed Margaret, the oldest church member, seated on the back row, raised her hand.

He was surprised at the quick response and said, "Yes Margaret."

Margaret replied, "I want to donate $500!"

Choir Director, "Wow, that's generous, thank you, do you know which three hymns you want to select?"

Margaret stood and looked over the congretation for a few moments before saying, as she pointed towards various church members, "I'll take him, him and him!!!"

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