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A nurse boarded a commercial airline flight in Atlanta with a destination of Detroit.

She took her seat back in the coach class section and spread out her magazines from her large purse.

Once the flight departed and reached cruising altitude, she put everything back in her purse and proceeded with it up to an empty first class seat.  She sat in the first class seat.

After observing what had happened, the lead flight attendant walked over and said "M'am, this is a first class seat, you have a regular coach class seat.  You will need to return back to that seat."

"Excuse me" said the city nurse, "I am a beautiful nurse from Atlanta and I'm sitting right here until this flight reaches Detroit!"

The flight attendant was confused as what to do next.  She went up to the cockpit, met with the co-pilot and asked for his assstance.  The co-pilot decided to walk back and talk with the city nurse.

The co-pilot approached the woman and said "M'am, you're going to have to move back to your seat in coach class."

Once again, she said "I'm a beautiful nurse from Atlanta and I'm sitting right here until we land in Detroit!"

​The co-pilot was a bit bewildered when he walked back up to the cockpit to discuss with the flight attendant.

After overhearing their conversation, the pilot said "Did you say this woman was a city nurse?"

"Yes" replied the flight attendant.

"I'll go back and handle this, I was formerly married to a city nurse."

"You take over the controls" the pilot said to the co-pilot as he got up from his seat.

The pilot walked back to where the city nurse was seated.  He leaned over and whispered something into her ear.

She said "Oh! that's good to know"  grabbed her magazines and bag and willfully walked back to her seat in the coach class section.   The pilot returned to his seat in the cockpit.

The co-pilot and flight attendant had observed this via the in-flight camera.   They were amazed. 

Upon the pilot's arrival back in his seat, the flight attendant asked "what did you say to her?"

The pilot said "remember I told you I was formerly married to a city nurse?"

"Yes"  said the flight attendant.

The pilot replied "I just told her the first class section of the plane is not going to Detroit!"


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