​JOKE - Three Sisters

​Three ladies, sisters,  live together in a large house.

Myrtle, the oldest, is 96.

The next is Betty Jo, she is 92.

The youngest is named Baby.   She is 88, but being the baby of the family, she will always be called Baby.

One evening Myrtle was upstairs filling the bath tub.  She suddenly opened the door and yelled to anyone listening downstairs , "I can't remember if I was getting in or out of this tub, please help!"

Betty Jo heard and started up the stairs.  Halfway up she stopped and said, "I can't remember if I was going up or coming down, please help!"

Baby knocked on the wooden table where she was writing and said, "Knock on wood, I'm never going to be like that."

Then she raised her voice and said, "I'll be right up to help you both as soon as I see who's at the door." 

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