Why are fire trucks red?
Fire trucks have 8 wheels, one firefighter, one proby, one dalmation if they are lucky and one person who looks stressed from being in charge of this dastardly bunch.
8 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 equals 12.
12 inches is the length of most foot long rulers.
Queen Elizabeth was a ruler.
Queen Elizabeth was also the name of a ship that sailed on the sea.
Fish live in the sea.
Fish have fins.
The Russians fought the Fins in a war.
Fire trucks are always rushin'.
Russians are red.
So fire trucks are red.
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